1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:10,278 - Hi, I'm Patrick Star, and I live with my parents. 2 00:00:10,409 --> 00:00:11,105 Ow! 3 00:00:11,235 --> 00:00:13,673 This is my dad. 4 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:18,547 This is my mom. [laughs] 5 00:00:18,678 --> 00:00:19,853 This is my sister. 6 00:00:19,983 --> 00:00:21,202 She's shy. 7 00:00:21,332 --> 00:00:23,378 This is my grandpa. 8 00:00:23,509 --> 00:00:25,293 This is my room. 9 00:00:26,207 --> 00:00:29,036 And this... 10 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:32,605 this is my show! 11 00:00:37,218 --> 00:00:39,742 [lively music] 12 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,484 ? 13 00:00:42,615 --> 00:00:44,660 - [panting] - [squeals] 14 00:00:44,791 --> 00:00:46,357 - [laughs] 15 00:00:46,488 --> 00:00:48,098 [crash] 16 00:00:48,229 --> 00:00:50,057 [both grunt] 17 00:00:50,187 --> 00:00:51,885 [both laugh] 18 00:00:52,015 --> 00:00:52,973 - Yes. [chuckles] 19 00:00:53,103 --> 00:00:54,801 [both laughing] 20 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:57,107 - Blimey, I don't know what's worse, 21 00:00:57,238 --> 00:00:58,935 his crazy show 22 00:00:59,066 --> 00:01:00,720 or how empty me restaurant is. 23 00:01:00,850 --> 00:01:03,331 [voice echoes] [wind howls] 24 00:01:03,462 --> 00:01:05,855 Well, that be enough of that. - Stop! 25 00:01:05,986 --> 00:01:08,945 Oh, please don't change my stories. 26 00:01:09,076 --> 00:01:10,904 They're all I live for. 27 00:01:11,034 --> 00:01:12,122 - [laughs] 28 00:01:12,253 --> 00:01:13,820 I'm getting a wedgie. 29 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:15,038 - [chuckles] 30 00:01:15,169 --> 00:01:18,825 Eh, wedgie! [groans] 31 00:01:18,955 --> 00:01:21,741 - Maybe if I advertise on this weird show, 32 00:01:21,871 --> 00:01:24,091 I can attract more of these weirdos-- 33 00:01:24,221 --> 00:01:25,309 I mean, customers. 34 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:28,443 - One wedgie patty, please. 35 00:01:28,574 --> 00:01:31,228 - And their money. [chuckles] 36 00:01:32,316 --> 00:01:33,404 - [growls] 37 00:01:33,535 --> 00:01:36,407 I see what you're up to, Krabs, 38 00:01:36,538 --> 00:01:39,367 and I can flaunt my food just as loud as you can. 39 00:01:39,498 --> 00:01:41,674 Make way, "Patrick Show," 40 00:01:41,804 --> 00:01:45,068 your advertising overlord is a-comin'. 41 00:01:45,199 --> 00:01:47,027 [cackles] 42 00:01:47,157 --> 00:01:48,463 Whoa! [grunts] 43 00:01:49,072 --> 00:01:51,031 Hey, wha--aah! 44 00:01:51,161 --> 00:01:52,728 - Shh. 45 00:01:52,859 --> 00:01:56,166 - Welcome to "The Patrick Show." 46 00:01:56,297 --> 00:02:00,170 First up is a special message from our man on the street. 47 00:02:00,301 --> 00:02:01,824 - Thanks, Patrick. [groans] 48 00:02:03,826 --> 00:02:06,394 And that's why you don't stand in the street. 49 00:02:06,525 --> 00:02:09,484 - Doody noted. 50 00:02:09,615 --> 00:02:12,531 And now, a word from our new sponsor. 51 00:02:12,661 --> 00:02:14,010 [grunts] - Thanks, Patrick. 52 00:02:14,141 --> 00:02:15,055 That's right, kids. 53 00:02:15,185 --> 00:02:17,231 You shouldn't stand in the street. 54 00:02:17,361 --> 00:02:18,754 You should walk on the sidewalk 55 00:02:18,885 --> 00:02:21,235 right on over to the Krusty Krab, 56 00:02:21,365 --> 00:02:23,193 where you love the patties 57 00:02:23,324 --> 00:02:25,848 and we love your money. 58 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,547 And we also love giving you patties 59 00:02:28,677 --> 00:02:29,504 as long as you give us money. 60 00:02:29,635 --> 00:02:31,506 - What is Mr. Krabs 61 00:02:31,637 --> 00:02:34,291 doing on stage? - Huh, duh. 62 00:02:34,422 --> 00:02:36,946 He's sponsor-ating. 63 00:02:37,077 --> 00:02:39,601 - But Plankton already paid me to sponsor the show. 64 00:02:39,732 --> 00:02:41,951 See? - That's great. 65 00:02:42,082 --> 00:02:44,040 Three times the money. 66 00:02:44,171 --> 00:02:46,695 - It's two times, and it's not great. 67 00:02:46,826 --> 00:02:49,263 It means we're double-booked. 68 00:02:49,393 --> 00:02:50,656 - Double-booked? 69 00:02:50,786 --> 00:02:53,484 What's wrong with you amateurs? 70 00:02:53,615 --> 00:02:55,486 - It's okay. Look! 71 00:02:55,617 --> 00:02:57,532 They're gonna peacefully talk out 72 00:02:57,663 --> 00:02:59,490 all their differences 73 00:02:59,621 --> 00:03:01,754 like the good friends they are. 74 00:03:01,884 --> 00:03:04,017 - Each purchase at the Krusty Krab 75 00:03:04,147 --> 00:03:07,542 comes with a receipt that doubles as a napkin. 76 00:03:07,673 --> 00:03:09,457 - Hit the bricks, Krabs. 77 00:03:09,588 --> 00:03:12,373 I'm sponsorin' this show. 78 00:03:12,503 --> 00:03:13,896 - Pesky planktons. 79 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:16,246 You won't find any of that bacteria 80 00:03:16,377 --> 00:03:17,508 at the Krusty Krab. 81 00:03:17,639 --> 00:03:19,336 [exclaims] - Or anything edible. 82 00:03:19,467 --> 00:03:20,773 Hello, I'm Plankton, 83 00:03:20,903 --> 00:03:22,383 proprietor of the Chum Bucket. 84 00:03:22,513 --> 00:03:24,298 There's nothing "krusty" 85 00:03:24,428 --> 00:03:27,475 about the smooth, slimy texture of my chum. 86 00:03:27,606 --> 00:03:29,738 [muffled yelling] - What's that? 87 00:03:29,869 --> 00:03:32,611 I can't understand you. 88 00:03:32,741 --> 00:03:35,265 But I do understand what makes a delicious-- 89 00:03:35,396 --> 00:03:36,789 - Bucket of chum. 90 00:03:36,919 --> 00:03:38,921 - Hey, I was here first, you know? 91 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,096 - You doing on my commercial? - You think you know 92 00:03:40,227 --> 00:03:42,751 what you're doing. - Maybe we should stop them? 93 00:03:42,882 --> 00:03:45,841 - I got this. - Krabby Patties are pathetic. 94 00:03:45,972 --> 00:03:48,148 - Oh, yeah? Try my knuckle sandwich. 95 00:03:48,278 --> 00:03:50,454 Whoa. Hey, I'm flying! 96 00:03:50,585 --> 00:03:54,154 - [laughs] Bye-bye. [grunts] 97 00:03:54,284 --> 00:03:57,244 - This is my show and you two can't-- 98 00:03:57,374 --> 00:03:59,159 - Can both be sponsors. 99 00:03:59,289 --> 00:04:01,117 Just take turns. 100 00:04:01,248 --> 00:04:02,684 - Okay, then. 101 00:04:02,815 --> 00:04:04,555 "The Patrick Show," brought to you 102 00:04:04,686 --> 00:04:08,603 by the Krusty Krab. - And the Chum Bucket, where-- 103 00:04:08,734 --> 00:04:10,649 - You can toss your trash. - Wait! 104 00:04:10,779 --> 00:04:13,521 It's time for "Captain Quasar." 105 00:04:14,391 --> 00:04:19,353 - Captain Quasar in "The Pattyverse Paradox." 106 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:23,400 - Pat-Tron, the radar has detected a new planet. 107 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:25,968 Look at those onion rings! 108 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,884 Could this be the tastiest planet ever? 109 00:04:29,015 --> 00:04:32,496 - It looks so juicy goosey. 110 00:04:32,627 --> 00:04:34,977 - Ohhh. We must taste 111 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,807 this majestic patty paradise. 112 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:43,682 Hmm? My sensors indicate 113 00:04:43,812 --> 00:04:45,422 that everything on this planet 114 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:48,164 is a patty-based lifeform. 115 00:04:48,295 --> 00:04:50,123 [Pat-Tron trills] 116 00:04:50,253 --> 00:04:53,909 Wow. Rocks made of kelp buns. 117 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,042 A butter-lettuce-fly. 118 00:04:56,172 --> 00:04:58,697 A soda lagoon. 119 00:04:58,827 --> 00:05:01,612 - Sensors indicate deliciousness. 120 00:05:01,743 --> 00:05:03,702 I have to take some samples. 121 00:05:05,965 --> 00:05:07,923 - Hmm. [groans] 122 00:05:09,620 --> 00:05:12,449 Pat-Tron! Are you quite done? 123 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,973 - [trills, burps] 124 00:05:14,103 --> 00:05:17,106 [groans] So many samples. 125 00:05:17,237 --> 00:05:20,022 I'm overloaded with deliciousness. 126 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:21,981 - You're definitely full of something. 127 00:05:22,111 --> 00:05:24,940 This shameless shilling is nauseating. 128 00:05:25,071 --> 00:05:27,116 Time to prune this patty paradise. 129 00:05:27,247 --> 00:05:28,465 [laughs] 130 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:30,903 - Huh? Aah! - Take that. 131 00:05:31,033 --> 00:05:34,167 - [yelling] - And that. And that. 132 00:05:34,297 --> 00:05:35,734 - [groans] - [chuckles] 133 00:05:35,864 --> 00:05:37,300 - Aah! - Now watch 134 00:05:37,431 --> 00:05:40,782 this far superior product placement. 135 00:05:40,913 --> 00:05:43,350 - Fresh off his latest misadventure, 136 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,657 Pat the Hapless searches for a late-night snack. 137 00:05:46,788 --> 00:05:49,225 - Hark! On the horizon! 138 00:05:49,356 --> 00:05:51,053 Food! 139 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:52,446 [yells] 140 00:05:52,576 --> 00:05:54,535 Me want service. 141 00:05:54,665 --> 00:05:56,493 - Just a moment, sir. 142 00:05:56,624 --> 00:06:01,585 Who ordered the Poison Patty with extra pain? 143 00:06:01,716 --> 00:06:03,805 Aah. Hey. 144 00:06:03,936 --> 00:06:05,764 [growls, groans] 145 00:06:05,894 --> 00:06:08,462 - Lucky that was fresh loincloth. 146 00:06:08,592 --> 00:06:12,553 [grunts] Give me service! 147 00:06:12,683 --> 00:06:14,685 - How's about I service you 148 00:06:14,816 --> 00:06:17,427 to an early grave? 149 00:06:17,558 --> 00:06:20,779 - So weak from hunger. 150 00:06:20,909 --> 00:06:22,955 I guess I'm doomed! 151 00:06:24,173 --> 00:06:25,914 [seahorse neighs] Huh? 152 00:06:27,394 --> 00:06:28,569 - Yo, 153 00:06:28,699 --> 00:06:32,007 I am the powerful wizard Plank-toth, 154 00:06:32,138 --> 00:06:34,575 and I hear you need some delicious grub. 155 00:06:34,705 --> 00:06:37,883 - It's true, great wizard. 156 00:06:38,013 --> 00:06:43,062 Ooh. Me used to eating dead things, but that stinks. 157 00:06:43,192 --> 00:06:45,238 - Dang it, boy, you have to eat it. 158 00:06:45,368 --> 00:06:48,241 It'll give you super strength. 159 00:06:50,373 --> 00:06:53,115 [groaning] 160 00:06:55,465 --> 00:06:56,597 [grunts] 161 00:06:56,727 --> 00:06:59,121 Yah! - [chuckles] 162 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,036 - [yells] - Aah! 163 00:07:03,473 --> 00:07:04,561 - [burps] 164 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:07,173 Me am replenished. 165 00:07:07,303 --> 00:07:09,088 Chum gave me strength 166 00:07:09,218 --> 00:07:12,134 and scientifically-proven nutrition. 167 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:14,571 Thank you, Plank-toth. 168 00:07:14,702 --> 00:07:16,443 What am that up there? 169 00:07:16,573 --> 00:07:18,837 [both groaning] 170 00:07:18,967 --> 00:07:20,447 - There. Ha. 171 00:07:20,577 --> 00:07:23,450 And the Planet Patty destroyed your dumb...[grunts] 172 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:24,843 Chum show. 173 00:07:24,973 --> 00:07:27,541 Ha. Ha. - Uh, should we stop them? 174 00:07:27,671 --> 00:07:32,502 - Well, they paid us a lot of money for this spot. 175 00:07:32,633 --> 00:07:34,722 - I wonder if these ads are even working. 176 00:07:34,853 --> 00:07:36,550 - Hey, come on! - We want food! 177 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,204 - I am so hungry! 178 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:39,640 - Hello! 179 00:07:39,770 --> 00:07:41,555 We saw your commercial. 180 00:07:41,685 --> 00:07:42,991 We're hungry now. 181 00:07:43,122 --> 00:07:45,298 - Oh, come on. - Give us something to eat. 182 00:07:45,428 --> 00:07:47,517 - I can't believe that I'm saying this, 183 00:07:47,648 --> 00:07:49,215 but I want chum! 184 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,565 - Now, on to our next segment, 185 00:07:51,695 --> 00:07:53,959 Fashion Tips for hagfish. 186 00:07:54,089 --> 00:07:56,700 - Wait! - Huh? 187 00:07:56,831 --> 00:07:58,615 - I got more ideas for you. - [grunting] 188 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,835 - Listen, pink boy, you could be 189 00:08:00,966 --> 00:08:02,706 the new Krusty Krab mascot. 190 00:08:02,837 --> 00:08:04,360 - No, no, no. 191 00:08:04,491 --> 00:08:06,580 - We should have you doing synchronized chum swimming. 192 00:08:06,710 --> 00:08:09,017 - How 'bout I do a dance number on your face? 193 00:08:09,148 --> 00:08:11,237 - I'll have you singin' a different tune! 194 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:12,760 [both growling] 195 00:08:12,891 --> 00:08:14,066 - Great idea. [chuckles nervously] 196 00:08:14,196 --> 00:08:15,371 Let's slow things down 197 00:08:15,502 --> 00:08:17,069 with a nice musical number. 198 00:08:17,199 --> 00:08:19,245 - Super! - [groans] 199 00:08:19,898 --> 00:08:21,725 - Here, sing this. - What is it? 200 00:08:21,856 --> 00:08:23,031 - My jingle-- 201 00:08:23,162 --> 00:08:25,164 I mean, it's an old folk tune 202 00:08:25,294 --> 00:08:26,992 Grammy used to sing to me. 203 00:08:27,122 --> 00:08:29,864 - ? When your string has lost its strum ? 204 00:08:29,995 --> 00:08:32,475 ? And you're just too glum to pluck it ? 205 00:08:32,606 --> 00:08:34,956 ? You need some fun so get off your bum ? 206 00:08:35,087 --> 00:08:36,784 ? And truck it on over to the Chum Bucket ? 207 00:08:36,915 --> 00:08:38,525 - ? Chum Bucket 208 00:08:38,655 --> 00:08:39,961 [together] ? Truck it on over to the Chum Bucket ? 209 00:08:40,092 --> 00:08:41,745 ? Truck it on over to the Chum Bucket ? 210 00:08:41,876 --> 00:08:43,834 ? With every crumb you say "yum" with your gullet ? 211 00:08:43,965 --> 00:08:45,706 ? You've got a chum at the Chum Bucket ? 212 00:08:45,836 --> 00:08:47,273 ? So truck it on over to the Chum Bucket ? 213 00:08:47,403 --> 00:08:48,839 ? Chum bucket 214 00:08:48,970 --> 00:08:50,319 ? Truck it on over to the-- [piano crashes] 215 00:08:50,450 --> 00:08:52,843 - Belay that noise, Mr. Patrick. Key of C. 216 00:08:52,974 --> 00:08:54,976 Watch the changes and, uh, try to keep up. 217 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,894 - ? What do you do when you need to fill your tummy? ? 218 00:09:00,025 --> 00:09:02,462 ? You're so hungry it ain't even funny ? 219 00:09:02,592 --> 00:09:05,595 ? Well, friend, get ready for news that's yummy ? 220 00:09:05,726 --> 00:09:07,206 - ? All you gotta do is spend your money ? 221 00:09:07,336 --> 00:09:08,076 [together] ? At the Krusty Krab 222 00:09:08,207 --> 00:09:09,556 ? Krusty Krab 223 00:09:09,686 --> 00:09:10,470 ? Spend your money at the Krusty Krab ? 224 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:12,124 - [screams] 225 00:09:12,254 --> 00:09:13,690 - ? That's not the tune we need, let's chuck it ? 226 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:15,605 ? Now, when I say "Chum," you say-- ? 227 00:09:17,042 --> 00:09:17,912 Bucket. 228 00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:20,654 [both yelling] 229 00:09:20,784 --> 00:09:22,699 - Aaah! 230 00:09:25,224 --> 00:09:26,834 - Should we intervene? 231 00:09:26,965 --> 00:09:28,401 - Who's a wolverine? 232 00:09:28,531 --> 00:09:30,316 both: Aah! Wait! 233 00:09:30,446 --> 00:09:32,535 [all grunting] 234 00:09:34,755 --> 00:09:37,236 - We just got kicked off our own show. 235 00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:40,804 [yelling] 236 00:09:40,935 --> 00:09:42,676 - Hey, where they goin'? 237 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:45,548 [indistinct chatter] 238 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:47,855 - Heave! Heave! Heave! 239 00:09:47,986 --> 00:09:49,900 [chomping] 240 00:09:50,684 --> 00:09:52,207 - Aah. 241 00:09:52,338 --> 00:09:56,081 - All these hungry people are giving me a good idea. 242 00:09:56,211 --> 00:09:57,691 Come on! 243 00:09:57,821 --> 00:09:59,823 - It's the "Krusty Bucket Show." 244 00:09:59,954 --> 00:10:01,695 [cheering] 245 00:10:01,825 --> 00:10:03,392 - Hey, Plankton, 246 00:10:03,523 --> 00:10:05,612 what's the best part of eatin' at the Chum Bucket? 247 00:10:05,742 --> 00:10:07,396 When you're done and you vomit. 248 00:10:07,527 --> 00:10:08,919 [laughs] 249 00:10:09,050 --> 00:10:11,705 - I'm Eugene Krabs. 250 00:10:11,835 --> 00:10:15,100 I don't wash my claws or flush. 251 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:17,493 - [growls] - [chuckles] 252 00:10:17,624 --> 00:10:19,713 Krabby Patties are made with whale oil. 253 00:10:19,843 --> 00:10:22,020 [chuckles] - [gasps] 254 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:23,978 You leave my daughter out of this. 255 00:10:24,109 --> 00:10:25,588 [both grunting] 256 00:10:25,719 --> 00:10:27,634 [doorbell rings] 257 00:10:27,764 --> 00:10:30,898 - Knock, knock. Special delivery. 258 00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:34,771 - Hmm. Hmm? 259 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:37,470 - [whispering indistinctly] 260 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:41,430 - It seems we have our commercial's first sponsor. 261 00:10:41,561 --> 00:10:43,476 [humming] 262 00:10:43,606 --> 00:10:46,044 [banjo music] - Are you hungry? 263 00:10:46,174 --> 00:10:49,003 Are all the real food shops closed? 264 00:10:49,134 --> 00:10:53,573 Then drag yourself down to Patrick's Jelly Rock Shack. 265 00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:57,359 We took a bunch of rocks and put jelly on them. 266 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,187 [crunching] [indistinct chatter] 267 00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:01,102 [teeth shatter] 268 00:11:01,233 --> 00:11:02,712 - Huh? - We also do takeout. 269 00:11:02,843 --> 00:11:04,497 [grunts] 270 00:11:04,627 --> 00:11:07,891 We're conveniently located just outside my house. 271 00:11:09,371 --> 00:11:11,852 - Well, I am kind of hungry. - Aah! 272 00:11:11,982 --> 00:11:15,464 - Then come on down to Patrick's Jelly Rock Shack. 273 00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:17,292 Not responsible for shattered teeth. 274 00:11:17,423 --> 00:11:19,251 [giggles] 275 00:11:21,079 --> 00:11:22,689 [jazzy music] 276 00:11:22,819 --> 00:11:24,430 - [chuckles] Ooh. [fart noises] 277 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:26,432 Ah, oh, ooh. 278 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:29,826 [vocalizing] 279 00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,351 [cheering] 280 00:11:33,134 --> 00:11:35,571 - I am offended. 281 00:11:35,702 --> 00:11:38,139 - Huh? But Lady Upturn, wait! 282 00:11:38,270 --> 00:11:40,054 I can do a lot worse. 283 00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:45,755 Huh? 284 00:11:45,886 --> 00:11:47,017 Wha! [grunts] 285 00:11:49,716 --> 00:11:51,413 - [gasps] 286 00:11:52,849 --> 00:11:53,937 Patrick! 287 00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:55,983 I got you, Patrick! [pants] 288 00:11:56,114 --> 00:11:57,593 - Hey, sis, what you doing? 289 00:11:57,724 --> 00:11:59,378 - Aah! - [grunts] 290 00:11:59,508 --> 00:12:02,685 That was dynamite. 291 00:12:02,816 --> 00:12:05,210 [hums] - Oh. [grunts] 292 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:07,995 - [squeals, groans] 293 00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:10,911 - Aw, they all left. 294 00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:14,523 What a drag. 295 00:12:16,177 --> 00:12:17,309 Huh? 296 00:12:18,788 --> 00:12:20,747 Hmm. 297 00:12:20,877 --> 00:12:23,402 Hmm. What's this? 298 00:12:23,532 --> 00:12:25,882 Ooh! A letter. 299 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,449 - Who's it for? 300 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,755 [groans] 301 00:12:28,885 --> 00:12:31,888 - It says..."U." 302 00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:34,543 - Oh! That means it's for you. 303 00:12:34,674 --> 00:12:37,503 - For me? [paper shredding] 304 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:41,594 "Dear esteemed guest, you and your family 305 00:12:41,724 --> 00:12:45,685 "are hereby invited to King Neptune's ball. 306 00:12:45,815 --> 00:12:47,295 Tonight!" 307 00:12:47,426 --> 00:12:49,341 [both giggle] 308 00:12:49,471 --> 00:12:51,473 both: We're going to a ball. 309 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,475 We're going to a ball. 310 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:54,998 - Aah! 311 00:12:55,129 --> 00:12:57,610 I am...[grunts] 312 00:12:57,740 --> 00:12:58,959 Wounded. 313 00:12:59,829 --> 00:13:01,179 - Okay, family, 314 00:13:01,309 --> 00:13:03,746 if we're goin' to a fancy party, 315 00:13:03,877 --> 00:13:06,575 we're gonna need some fancy duds. 316 00:13:06,706 --> 00:13:10,144 - Oh, are we going shopping? - Yeah. 317 00:13:10,275 --> 00:13:13,800 Shopping through time, -ime, -ime. 318 00:13:13,930 --> 00:13:15,845 [dial whirs] 319 00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:19,458 [accordion music] Old Frenchies were fancy. 320 00:13:22,678 --> 00:13:24,680 - [hums] Sacre bleu! 321 00:13:24,811 --> 00:13:26,726 [yells, grunts] 322 00:13:26,856 --> 00:13:28,945 Don't look at ze king! 323 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,686 - [giggles] 324 00:13:30,817 --> 00:13:33,254 Now for the hairpiece de resistance. 325 00:13:33,385 --> 00:13:35,909 Voila. - Wow. 326 00:13:36,039 --> 00:13:38,390 You look like a mobile noble, honey. 327 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,913 Now, my turn. 328 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,437 [dial whirs] 329 00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:45,266 [chuckles] 330 00:13:45,397 --> 00:13:49,227 I've got Nile style. [giggles] 331 00:13:49,749 --> 00:13:51,577 [dial whirs] - [chuckles] 332 00:13:52,969 --> 00:13:55,189 Rock royalty. 333 00:13:56,756 --> 00:13:58,323 [dial whirs] 334 00:13:59,498 --> 00:14:01,891 - I'm a pre-teen queen. 335 00:14:04,764 --> 00:14:06,244 - I'm on a roll. 336 00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:09,856 A kaiser roll. 337 00:14:09,986 --> 00:14:11,814 Ha! [giggles] 338 00:14:12,424 --> 00:14:15,427 - Now we're fancy Stars. all: Yay! 339 00:14:15,557 --> 00:14:18,125 [elegant string music] 340 00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:19,082 [engine rumbles] - Aah! What the-- 341 00:14:19,213 --> 00:14:20,475 [brakes screech] 342 00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,564 [all yell, grunt] 343 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,785 - I won't say it again, 344 00:14:25,915 --> 00:14:28,788 no invitation, no entry. 345 00:14:28,918 --> 00:14:31,443 - But I was invited. 346 00:14:31,573 --> 00:14:34,837 The invitation was stolen from my person. 347 00:14:34,968 --> 00:14:36,099 - Next. - I'll have you know, 348 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:38,972 I am very... [screams] 349 00:14:39,102 --> 00:14:40,930 - Right this way. 350 00:14:41,061 --> 00:14:43,542 - VIP treatment. 351 00:14:43,672 --> 00:14:45,021 - Yeah! We're vips. 352 00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:47,546 - Halt. - [grunts] 353 00:14:47,676 --> 00:14:49,635 - No pets allowed. 354 00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:54,422 - Oh, sorry. - [growls] 355 00:14:54,553 --> 00:14:55,771 [sniffs] - [whimpers] 356 00:14:55,902 --> 00:14:57,207 - [huffs] 357 00:14:57,338 --> 00:14:58,470 - [chuckles] Oh, you did not. 358 00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,603 Oh, you did not. [chuckles] - Yes, I did. 359 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:05,390 - All right, Stars, this is a very classy event. 360 00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:09,785 And remember, act sophisticated. 361 00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:11,744 - Food! 362 00:15:12,353 --> 00:15:14,660 - Every Star for himself! 363 00:15:14,790 --> 00:15:16,401 - Whoo-hoo. [both giggle] 364 00:15:17,489 --> 00:15:19,273 - Meh. Whoo-hoo! 365 00:15:20,274 --> 00:15:22,668 - Oh, whoa. - [indistinct] 366 00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:24,322 - Ahem. 367 00:15:26,672 --> 00:15:27,890 [tongs click] 368 00:15:28,021 --> 00:15:30,893 [harp music] 369 00:15:31,024 --> 00:15:31,894 ? 370 00:15:32,025 --> 00:15:33,156 [bell dings] 371 00:15:33,287 --> 00:15:34,723 [grunts] 372 00:15:34,854 --> 00:15:36,508 Ahem. 373 00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:42,731 ? 374 00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,037 [gulps] 375 00:15:44,951 --> 00:15:46,344 [burps] 376 00:15:46,474 --> 00:15:50,217 - Goodness, I simply adore your outfit. 377 00:15:50,348 --> 00:15:53,263 - Are you descended from Egyptian royalty? 378 00:15:53,394 --> 00:15:55,570 - No. [laughs] 379 00:15:55,701 --> 00:15:58,356 - It's so lovely to meet a real queen. 380 00:15:58,486 --> 00:16:00,096 [both chuckle] 381 00:16:04,057 --> 00:16:06,102 [dramatic music] 382 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,844 - Oh, my, aren't you a hungry headdress? 383 00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:10,759 both: Aah! 384 00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:12,935 [indistinct chatter] 385 00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:17,462 - Hot dang. Quite the sound system. 386 00:16:17,592 --> 00:16:18,724 - Uh-huh. 387 00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:22,336 - Speaking as one audiophile to another, 388 00:16:22,467 --> 00:16:23,946 you could really improve the sound... 389 00:16:24,077 --> 00:16:24,947 - [groans] - With just a couple 390 00:16:25,078 --> 00:16:26,732 of adjustments. 391 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:29,038 - Uh-huh. Look, kid, I'm busy. 392 00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:32,302 - Yeah! - Aah! 393 00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:33,521 all: Whoa! 394 00:16:34,870 --> 00:16:36,959 - Nice woofers. 395 00:16:38,961 --> 00:16:40,615 - Sorry. 396 00:16:40,746 --> 00:16:42,835 - If you balance it more like this, 397 00:16:42,965 --> 00:16:46,665 you can achieve a fuller sound without as much vol-- 398 00:16:46,795 --> 00:16:48,580 - I said I'm busy. 399 00:16:48,710 --> 00:16:50,843 - How 'bout a request from a listener? 400 00:16:50,973 --> 00:16:52,322 [lounge music] 401 00:16:52,453 --> 00:16:54,237 [both grunt] - Hey, what'd you do 402 00:16:54,368 --> 00:16:55,935 to the stop button? - [squeals, grunts] 403 00:16:56,065 --> 00:16:57,632 - Whoa! - Aah! 404 00:16:57,763 --> 00:16:59,373 - Come back here with my turntables! 405 00:16:59,504 --> 00:17:01,114 Ugh! 406 00:17:01,897 --> 00:17:06,293 - I do so love attending parties I was invited to. 407 00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:10,079 - [grunts] I was invited too. 408 00:17:10,210 --> 00:17:13,126 Must find a way in. Hmm? 409 00:17:13,256 --> 00:17:15,650 - [sniffs] - [grunts] 410 00:17:15,781 --> 00:17:18,784 They didn't let you in either, hmm? 411 00:17:18,914 --> 00:17:20,873 [gasps] That's it! 412 00:17:21,003 --> 00:17:24,833 I think I know how we can both get into that party. 413 00:17:24,964 --> 00:17:29,055 And all it'll take is a little bit of gold... 414 00:17:29,185 --> 00:17:31,144 paint, that is. 415 00:17:32,232 --> 00:17:34,713 - Aah! Ooh. 416 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:40,762 - I took down that creature 417 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,505 with naught but a bowie knife and these two fins. 418 00:17:44,636 --> 00:17:47,073 - Well, I took down that creature 419 00:17:47,203 --> 00:17:50,119 with a toothpick and my dentures. 420 00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:53,079 - As I recall, you had a cannon. 421 00:17:53,209 --> 00:17:54,254 [cannonball thuds] 422 00:17:54,384 --> 00:17:56,474 - Oh, my favorite. 423 00:17:56,604 --> 00:17:59,738 The sound of old geezers wheezin'. 424 00:17:59,868 --> 00:18:03,829 - Oh, how I've missed the thrill of the hunt. 425 00:18:03,959 --> 00:18:05,831 - What? 426 00:18:05,961 --> 00:18:09,356 - How'd you like to relive those glory days? 427 00:18:11,010 --> 00:18:12,141 I can help with that. 428 00:18:12,272 --> 00:18:13,316 - Okay. Wonderful. 429 00:18:13,447 --> 00:18:15,580 - Let the hunt commence. 430 00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:17,712 - Huh? - [trumpets] 431 00:18:19,801 --> 00:18:22,412 [all groaning] 432 00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:24,153 - what are you waitin' for? 433 00:18:24,284 --> 00:18:26,765 Tally ho! 434 00:18:31,117 --> 00:18:34,555 - [vocalizing] 435 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,862 - Groovy. 436 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:39,865 - All right, handsome, enough rock and roll. 437 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:42,694 We are going to a piano recital. 438 00:18:42,824 --> 00:18:43,477 - [exclaims] 439 00:18:43,608 --> 00:18:47,220 [indistinct chatter] 440 00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:49,352 - [grunts] - Golly. 441 00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:52,399 This place is packed. 442 00:18:52,530 --> 00:18:54,532 Ooh, how 'bout there? 443 00:18:54,662 --> 00:18:56,621 - Great eye, honey. 444 00:18:56,751 --> 00:18:59,188 - Ooh! - Now for dinner and a show. 445 00:18:59,319 --> 00:19:00,755 [chomping] 446 00:19:02,801 --> 00:19:04,280 [discordant note plays] 447 00:19:05,281 --> 00:19:07,457 - You'd better go get it. 448 00:19:07,588 --> 00:19:09,285 - [chuckles nervously] 449 00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:12,898 [grunts] I got it! 450 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,116 Huh? Ow! 451 00:19:14,247 --> 00:19:16,902 [applause] 452 00:19:17,032 --> 00:19:18,686 Aah! 453 00:19:18,817 --> 00:19:20,862 - Oh. 454 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:21,907 - [groans] 455 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,738 - [chuckles nervously] - [grunting] 456 00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:31,394 - Oh, my. - It's horrid. 457 00:19:31,525 --> 00:19:34,746 - Oh, no, no, no. It's avant-garde. 458 00:19:36,399 --> 00:19:39,664 - Golden toilet delivery. 459 00:19:39,794 --> 00:19:41,535 - Right this way, please. 460 00:19:42,971 --> 00:19:47,019 How many gold toilets does one king need? 461 00:19:47,149 --> 00:19:49,108 - [grunting] 462 00:19:49,674 --> 00:19:51,153 - Aah! - Get back here! 463 00:19:51,284 --> 00:19:53,242 [all yelling] 464 00:19:53,373 --> 00:19:55,070 - Get back here! 465 00:19:55,201 --> 00:19:56,506 - Huh? 466 00:19:57,943 --> 00:20:01,076 - Apprehend those starfish at once. 467 00:20:01,207 --> 00:20:04,384 They're not rich. They're imposters. 468 00:20:04,514 --> 00:20:06,647 - Uh-oh pistachio. 469 00:20:06,778 --> 00:20:08,431 [toilet flushes] Hey, hey. 470 00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:10,129 Don't ruffle the ruffles. 471 00:20:10,259 --> 00:20:12,174 all: Huh? 472 00:20:12,305 --> 00:20:14,350 [trumpets blare] 473 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,657 - Mm. 474 00:20:17,919 --> 00:20:20,705 Who's pooping on my potty? 475 00:20:20,835 --> 00:20:23,838 - Oh, your highness, 476 00:20:23,969 --> 00:20:26,580 these commoners snuck into your ball, 477 00:20:26,711 --> 00:20:28,843 and I apprehended them. 478 00:20:28,974 --> 00:20:31,541 - Commoners? [grimaces] 479 00:20:31,672 --> 00:20:34,936 - Uh, sorry, Mr. King Neptune, sir. 480 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:39,811 I thought the invitation as for you, I mean, me. 481 00:20:39,941 --> 00:20:42,335 I-I-I mean for you. - [gasps] 482 00:20:42,465 --> 00:20:44,685 That's Patrick Star! 483 00:20:44,816 --> 00:20:47,470 Oh, man, I love your show. 484 00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:50,648 The whoopie cushions, genius. 485 00:20:50,778 --> 00:20:53,172 Guards, unhand them at once. 486 00:20:53,302 --> 00:20:57,045 DJ, play my jam! 487 00:20:57,176 --> 00:20:58,786 - You got it, boss. 488 00:20:58,917 --> 00:21:01,789 Huh? Ha, ha. - [giggles] 489 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:05,227 [indistinct chatter] 490 00:21:05,358 --> 00:21:08,927 - Let's take this party to some place worse. 491 00:21:09,057 --> 00:21:10,319 [cheers] 492 00:21:10,450 --> 00:21:12,234 - Okay! 493 00:21:12,365 --> 00:21:13,888 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 494 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,717 - [hums] Oh. 495 00:21:18,240 --> 00:21:20,112 [cheering] 496 00:21:21,983 --> 00:21:25,508 - [chuckles] Ooh. - [vocalizes] 497 00:21:26,422 --> 00:21:28,424 - [groaning] 498 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:30,600 [cheering] 499 00:21:31,732 --> 00:21:35,823 - I am your biggest fan! [laughs] 500 00:21:35,954 --> 00:21:38,173 - What do you mean I'm not on the list? 501 00:21:38,304 --> 00:21:40,262 I know Patrick Star. 502 00:21:40,393 --> 00:21:42,830 - Not on the list, not gettin' in. 503 00:21:42,961 --> 00:21:44,963 - [barking] - Wha-- 504 00:21:45,093 --> 00:21:48,270 - Oh, Master Tinkle. - [barks] 505 00:21:48,401 --> 00:21:49,576 - [grimaces] 506 00:21:49,707 --> 00:21:52,710 I am with the commode. 507 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:54,842 - Oh, of course. 508 00:21:54,973 --> 00:21:58,367 My apologies. Go right ahead. 509 00:21:58,498 --> 00:22:00,369 - Whoa! [chuckles] 510 00:22:00,500 --> 00:22:02,937 Now, this is a ball. 511 00:22:03,068 --> 00:22:03,851 Whoo! - Whoo-hoo. 512 00:22:03,901 --> 00:22:08,451 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0